This isn't a CV, it's just where I keep my excuses for the fact I don't maintain an online CV any longer.
I must have sent out thousands of paper or electronic copies of my CV, back in the days when I was jumping through the official hoops of actively seeking work. That routine kept the benefits agencies satisfied, but it didn't achieve anything much else – every time I've succeeded in finding actual paid employment it's been by skipping the standard procedure of job applications entirely. In fact as far as I can tell I might just as well have never had a CV, let alone one with its own web page.