The SCI‐FI‐I‐SPY Catalogue of All Known Types of Alien
#04: CENTAUROIDS

Identification: gregarious herbivorous hexapods

Variants: minocentaurs, bucentaurs, tricentaurs, centipedes, centauripedes, velocipedes, and so on; may have trunks or prehensile tongues or something instead of hands

Also Known As: Cattlemen, Bovans, or Herders

Origin: Alfalfa Centauri, in star sector Z–00

LOOKS: it may all sound sensible on paper, but put it on screen and it'll turn out slightly goofy‐looking every time C
BRAINS: sheeplike 95
LETHALITY: surprisingly vicious 0.24
CULTURE: unified, homo­geneous, and xenophobic 56
HARDNESS: get lots of bonus points for not being humanoids
TOKENISM: vegetarian/non‐biped tokenism 53

Religion: congregationalist Moreaunian

Wardrobe: misses two opportunities for compliance with Pantellurian Fraternity guidelines

Quality: lean with little to no marbling

Hobbies: mass synchronised dressage

Motto: SIX LIMBS GOOD, FOUR LIMBS BAD

Natural Predators: those darn Felinoids