The SCI‐FI‐I‐SPY Catalogue of All Known Types of Alien

Identification: blatantly supernatural entities that claim to be space‐aliens

Variants: space‐vampires, space‐angels, space‐banshees, and so on

Also Known As: Dybucoids, Devulii, or Deamans

Origin: the perfectly ordinary planet Abaddon DCLXVI, on the ninth plane of underspace

LOOKS: horns, hooves, aura of evil C−
BRAINS: mephisto­phelean 180
LETHALITY: fairly hellish 0.63
CULTURE: largely composed of suspicious coincidences (“why yes, our teleporter pads are five‐pointed stars, what of it?”) 52
HARDNESS: more or less definitively Space Fantasy
TOKENISM: token victims of religiously based prejudice 83

Religion: humanism (or is that “Diet”?)

Affiliated With: the Union of Field Observers

National Anthem: Sileac ni se iuq Retson Retap

Weakness: holy water, direct sunlight, or perhaps cold iron

Not Affiliated With: the Moreaunian Movement or Pantellurian Fraternity

See Also: the similarly misunderstood Pseudomorphoids