The SCI‐FI‐I‐SPY Catalogue of All Known Types of Alien

Identification: well‐adapted demi‐humanoid denizens of a high‐gravity world

Variants: troglodytic molemen (often short‐sighted, short‐tempered, and short‐lived)

Also Known As: Dwerguloids, Stubberaneans, or Gee‐Men

Origin: seventh satellite of the dwarf star Stuntera (they always point out that it's a giant planet)

LOOKS: stout, stocky, and stony‐faced B
BRAINS: often grumpy, sleepy, dopey, etc. 100
LETHALITY: they're super‐strong warriors but make things hard for themselves by wearing great heavy suits of armour 0.28
CULTURE: spend their free time drinking high‐gravity beer, singing repetitive songs, and getting into fights 66
HARDNESS: naturally resistant to fantasy elements
TOKENISM: a token vertically challenged race 47

Wardrobe: members of the Pantellurian Fraternity (short trousers still count)

Religion: stubbornly Low Church

Vocational Qualifications: drilling and explosives handling, with an advanced diploma in seismic surveying

Affiliated With: pillars of the Fellowship of Responsible Planetary Governments

Not Possible To Confuse With: the Feminoids

See Also: the Silicoids, who contravene all of the mining industry's Occupational Health and Safety regulations and need to be stamped out