Identification: bodiless (and skullless) pulsating brains
Variants: large and levitating or colossal and immured in fortifications
Also Known As: Lobesters, Kraniax, or Great Big Thinkers
Origin: a plinth on the planet Neo‐Corticon Aleph‐One
| LOOKS: | available in a wide variety of unattractive colours | D− |
|---|---|---|
| BRAINS: | yes | 250 |
| LETHALITY: | vulnerable but equipped with psi powers | 0.13 |
| CULTURE: | claim to be super‐evolved intellectuals, but spend all their time vegetating in front of the wrestling | 36 |
| HARDNESS: | nobody notices that they're always giant human brains | 5½ |
| TOKENISM: | omniplegics register as disabled | 78 |
Religion: Platonist
Not Affiliated With: anybody (they don't get out much)
Favoured System of Government: rule by an even bigger brain created for the purpose
Weakness: alcohol
Natural Predators: the Teratocephaloids, who don't even cook them first
Not To Be Confused With: the merely big‐headed Graciloids