Identification: vampire octopuses
Variants: flying psi‐vampire giant squid
Also Known As: Alucardians, Squictopi, or Malignant Polyps
Origin: may be the planet next door, may be an accidental portal to the Dimension of Tentacles
| LOOKS: | just plain nasty | XXX |
|---|---|---|
| BRAINS: | immense and throbbing | 125 |
| LETHALITY: | they may have lots of arms, but they're unimpressively muscled, capable of overpowering a Japanese schoolgirl but not much else | 0.05 |
| CULTURE: | don't seem to have mastered basic hygiene | 30 |
| HARDNESS: | frequently very psychic | 2½ |
| TOKENISM: | token hermaphrodites | 70 |
Religion: Quantum Presbyterian
Favourite Colour: purple
Blood Type: AB+
Wardrobe: another of those cultural phenomena they've unfortunately never had the patience for
Weakness: the common cold
Affiliated With: high‐ranking members of the Conciliary Ententicles, and active in the Union of Field Observers
Natural Predators: the Sauroids, who claim they taste fantastic with wasabi