The SCI‐FI‐I‐SPY Catalogue of All Known Types of Alien

Identification: avian humanoids, usually noble and/or savage

Variants: four‐limbed and/or leathery instead of six‐limbed and feathery

Also Known As: Wingmen, or Squaquaquanchi (but “Epsilon‐Indians” is a misnomer)

Origin: Nu Mexico III, a planet with rich natural reserves of guano

LOOKS: presentably human‐shaped despite all the selective pressure towards being hangglider‐shaped B+
BRAINS: don't make birdbrain jokes in their presence 105
LETHALITY: primitively armed but equipped for death‐from‐above 0.37
CULTURE: either utterly deadpan or wildly overacted 32
HARDNESS: may be fantasyish, may be obsessed with power‐to‐weight ratios
TOKENISM: get tokens, beads, and possibly even trinkets 43

Religion: Moreaunian Ornithodox

Wardrobe: occasionally approved by the Pantellurian Fraternity

Weakness: fowlpest and especially chickenpox

Plumage: dark coverts and head, rufous underparts

Natural Predators: those darn Felinoids

Not To Be Confused With: the Diaboloids, who may also be winged