The SCI‐FI‐I‐SPY Catalogue of All Known Types of Alien

Identification: elephantine bipeds

Variants: supplied with a random mix of horns, tusks, tail‐spikes, antlers, beaks, and shelly bits

Also Known As: Titanoids, Jumboonians, or Ginormungulans

Origin: Megalis Magna 1 (Aston Villa 0)

LOOKS: elephant­manesque, with a complexion like concrete D+
BRAINS: capacious memories, poor manoeuvr­ability 95
LETHALITY: their little piggy eyes handicap their targeting, which is why they prefer weapons that don't require much accuracy 0.6
CULTURE: impressive, as long as you find big things impressive 60
HARDNESS: baroque but not necessarily space‐operatic
TOKENISM: there's a moratorium on Pachydermoid dentistry 80

Motto: CHARGE !

Religion: hardline Moreaunian

Wardrobe: redundant armour‐suits or nothing

Hit Dice: 7d8+14

Hobbies: arm‐wrestling contests against the Macropygmoids

See Also: one of the few races that gets on with the Centauroids