The SCI‐FI‐I‐SPY Catalogue of All Known Types of Alien

Identification: ultra‐humanoids on the “pigfaced warrior” end of the spectrum

Variants: half‐orcs or, equivalently, double‐goblins

Also Known As: Klagulans, Astropithecines, or Space‐Ogres

Origin: Klaxon IIV, in the Deltoid Sector slum zones

LOOKS: hulking, swarthy types with big rubbery supraorbital ridges A−
BRAINS: not as dumb as they look 99
LETHALITY: tougher than the average Earthman, but occasionally well‐matched against one with a ripped shirt 0.5
CULTURE: richly lowbrow, seeing violence as the most authentic form of self‐expression and explosions as the most aesthetic form of violence 80
HARDNESS: equivalent to apatite on the SF Mohs scale 5
TOKENISM: mediocre to average 50

Arch‐Rivals: those Graciloid nerds

Primary Trading Partners: ditto

Dominant Language: Common Klaggnish

Wardrobe: strict members of the Pantellurian Fraternity

Affiliated With: co‐founders of the Fellowship of Responsible Planetary Governments

Not To Be Confused With: the Pachydermoids, who for a start have tails