Identification: trivially modified humans, perennially reinvented for Galaxy Quest and its imitators
Variants: each alien‐of‐the‐week has one minor distinguishing racial characteristic and obsesses over it
Also Known As: Taylorans, Terylenes, Tylerites, Taloreans, Terralides, Tellareens, Taralans, Telirons, Tyroleans… whatever
Origin: the planet Telluria, in the constellation of Phi Beta Kappa
| LOOKS: | suffer from unsightly faciocranial excrescences | C+ |
|---|---|---|
| BRAINS: | they seem dense, but by the standards of their idiotically scripted universe they're absolutely average | 100 |
| LETHALITY: | not particularly proficient with their somewhat dull weapons | 0.08 |
| CULTURE: | prefabricated | 26 |
| HARDNESS: | equivalent to apatite on the SF Mohs scale | 5 |
| TOKENISM: | fail | 01 |
Religion: vaguely anglican
Favoured System Of Government: often Theomaticoids or Tyrannomolluscoids
Wardrobe: founders of the Pantellurian Fraternity; variants also get one distinctive hat per species
Affiliated With: the Union of Field Observers
Not To Be Confused With: the more interestingly prosthetic‐foreheaded Robustoids
See Also: the similarly unique and creative Spectraloids