Identification: roughly‐humanoids with mouths full of writhing noodles
Variants: roughly‐humanoids with snouts full of chomping mandibles, foreheads full of squirming eyestalks, or faces full of throbbing unmentionables
Also Known As: Yekhmazoids, Fuglorians, or Grotendoids
Origin: Udon, in the Underlit Zone
| LOOKS: | like a bulldog chewed by a wasp | XX |
|---|---|---|
| BRAINS: | abhorrent but effective | 105 |
| LETHALITY: |
the original cephalopod‐ |
0.22 |
| CULTURE: | fond of cyclopean architecture, though they always get the angles slightly wrong | 72 |
| HARDNESS: | dragged down by their use in SF–Horror | 4½ |
| TOKENISM: |
token victims of appearance‐ |
39 |
Religion: devotees of Izaakazamoth
Wardrobe: approved by the Pantellurian Fraternity on the special condition that it includes a headbag
Affiliated With: they're strangely popular – major players in the Conciliary Ententicles, regular members of the Union of Field Observers, and associates of the Fellowship of Responsible Planetary Governments
Hobbies: kitten‐huffing
Not To Be Confused With: those other weird‐faced bipeds, the Plastoids