Identification: sapient yeti/
Variants: cute little neolithic teddy‐bears
Also Known As: Monkeees, Star‐Koalas, or Primonts
Origin: Alpha Laurylene Pro‐V (nowhere near Ursa Major)
| LOOKS: | fuzzy | A |
|---|---|---|
| BRAINS: | they're covered in hair, so of course they're primitive | 99 |
| LETHALITY: | ferocious warriors (or at least guerrillas) | 0.56 |
| CULTURE: | illiterate barbarians with picturesque traditional folkways | 46 |
| HARDNESS: | space‐teddies were a fixture in written SF before Hollywood got to them | 3½ |
| TOKENISM: | sasquatches get even more endangered‐species points than creatures that have already gone verifiably extinct | 95 |
Religion: United Moreaunian
Favourite Colour: brown
Motto: VICTORY OR DEATH OR BOTH
Wardrobe: any sufficiently fierce race of berserkers is automatically exempt from Pantellurian Fraternity regulations
Not To Be Confused With: the slightly less hirsute Muppetoids
Hobbies: winning at board games