Identification: wide‐eyed alien babies (who's got your nose?)
Variants: pointy ears and/or little ornamental antennae
Also Known As: Greys; formerly Little Greens; before that, Leprechauns
Origin: if they tell you Zeta Reticuli, don't believe them
| LOOKS: | were slightly less creepy before they went grey overnight | B |
|---|---|---|
| BRAINS: | the convoluted plans aren't because they're cunning, it's because they're anally fixated conspiracy nuts | 135 |
| LETHALITY: | hopeless in a stand‐up fight (especially if they lose their contact lenses) | 0.035 |
| CULTURE: | usually try to pass off wacky gibberish for alien conceptualisation | 50 |
| HARDNESS: | may serve as “default ETs” for otherwise realistic backgrounds | 5½ |
| TOKENISM: | apparent multiple types of Zetareticuloid in one setting are really just variably garbled accounts of the same species from people with different mental illnesses | 29 |
Religion: Discordian
Hobbies: annoying farmers
Weakness: yodelling
Wardrobe: mylar romper suits
Affiliated With: backbone of the Union of Field Observers
Not Affiliated With: the Parahominoids, though they may have given them a lift once